She Used to Be Tina B
Lyrics:
I ran into Tina the other day
I said, "How ya doin," she said, "ok"
She said she works at Mary Kay
She said she got married, I said "ok"
She reminds me of how she used to be
Before she went to UCSB
A crafty Catholic girl, and hecka funny
And she's still the same, except for one thing that occurred to me
She used to be Tina B
But now she's Tina G
And God bless her new family
But she'll always be Tina B to me
(repeat)
She'll always be Tina B to me
I never understood how Tina could be
Both a hunter and a pseudo-hippy
But she still made sense to me
Despite the dichotomy
She's a daughter and an aunt and a sister
And now a wife to her mister
She used to be Tina B
But now she's Tina G
And God bless her new family
But she'll always be Tina B to me
(repeat)
She'll always be Tina B to me
She'll always be Tina B to me
She used to be Tina B
She'll always be Tina B to me
